BONEDALE FISHING REPORT #3

BONEDALE FISHING REPORT #3

THESE STORIES ARE GOD’S MONEY

I just wrote a twenty-minute rant on Crawdad traps, Bluegill and massive Bass from our last outing, then lost it all. This isn’t uncommon at the WORLD HEADQUARTERS, where, as you know, we play it fast and loose. I got some big Browns to charge Zara Spooks on a fly rod but the oarsman, David Santini, got nervous after I took a couple of direct hits to the back of the head and insisted I throw CJ Steketee’s top secret weapon–chenille and flexi-floss Stones. Tony is back and not a minute too soon. I have reintroduced the old t-shirt line and re-titled it Dead Drift Sportswear with the “Steal Your Fish Right Out of Your Head” shirt being the mainliner. I need something to support my guiding habit and soon. Christ, I had to resort to selling produce the last time the economy was this bad. Skateboard-sized trout are macking Caddis on the Lower Coli, and Copi and I went exploring and got a sporty fedora down Rifle way to pass the time. Don’t let the muddy water fool you, that’s when the big fish move inside. I will attempt to forward other items of interest, but what I need is a typist. The Aspen Board of Realtors continues to solicit donations, so send help immediately.

Live from the WORLD HEADQUARTERS

Kea C. Hause

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Who needs tweed when you can have a plaid gas-station-scored fedora? Photo: Copi Vojta